Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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