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what?
penguin condom
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I would ride that face into the sunset
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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