I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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