Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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