don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's blow job season.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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