Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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