He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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