You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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