So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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