Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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