he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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