If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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