awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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