That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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