I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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