i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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