Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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