Your mouth is God's brothel.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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