you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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