You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
accomplished twins. life is a go
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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