you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
