i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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