I am in a vortex of obligation.
I wish i was in the wii world.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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