My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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