You don't have asthma, your pregnant
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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