the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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