Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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