he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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