And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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