no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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