the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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