Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
