We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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