Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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