She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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