we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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