Nicole vs. Life
she looked like the before picture.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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