doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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