i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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