we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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