Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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