quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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