i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
