How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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