Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
It's no shave November. This is our time.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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