well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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