We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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