Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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