You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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