I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
