11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I can't put those talents on a resume
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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