I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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