something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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